don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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