just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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