HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
i think im in europe. pls send help
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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