i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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