This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
