For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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