Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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