I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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