all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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