The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize