what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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