So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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