this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
