At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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