Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
There's always time for handjobs
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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