Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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