If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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