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She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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