Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I understand Curling. That high.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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