Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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