Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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