its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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