Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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