She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I party with great urgency now.
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