doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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