How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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