Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Too much gin, very little bucket
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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