NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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