I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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