im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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