Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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