why didn't you poke me back
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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