do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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