Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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