I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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