If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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