so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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