eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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