piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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