i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just high enough for therapy.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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