I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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