She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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