I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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