I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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