Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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