STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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