i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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