Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wanna passion pit in your ass
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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