Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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