I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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