You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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