Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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