I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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