...so i touched it.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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