Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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