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• (845): View more from New York

  8:17pm: So, How was fun day?

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  1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success

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• (408): View more from California

  she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.

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  Jealous?

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  Very.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  What are your plans?

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  Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird

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  I mean I thought it sounded fun

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• (909): View more from California

  I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality

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• (470): View more from Georgia

  Should I go bust a nut on the beach

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...

  (270): View more from Kentucky

  And this is why we can’t have nice things

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.

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