Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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